Fred 'n Craig

Fred is a snarky pirate who's always got some 'really good' deal for ya. He sells legendary weapons, wielded by the great.. who?.. Yeah most of the time no one knows the legends these weapons once belonged to. But you better take Fred's word for it!
He gets around on his best friend Craig, who never says much. Because well, he is a crab.. of sorts. But most people trust Craig more than Fred. One thing you do get along with your purchase is some amazing story. They are usually better than the actual weapon hehe.
WIPs over here: http://polycount.com/discussion/164017/pirate-frog-merchant/